Yeah, it's time for more Chuck Norris jokes...

I don't know why the kids like these Chuck Norris jokes so much, or why I chuckle (pun) along with them when they get on a Chuck Norris roll--these things are about as corny as they can get.

Maybe it's because he must be, like, 75 by now (actually he's 67), and also that I don't think they've ever seen one of his shows. But the legend, it seems, lives on...

• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there
• When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
• Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
• Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
• The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
• Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
• Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
  

Thanks to these other sites for the fun:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/